canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

124:

rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

bisexualfetus:

my résumé
wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again